The car is stuck in the garage on a sunday night. The gates will not open and it won't close either. Which means monday morning may not be easy. I will not be able to get to work. Instead I'll spend the morning calling up garage repair people, who will turn up with expensive equipments and cheerfully present a heart wrenching invoice at the end of the whole thing.
I want to scream. I want to call everyone and moan about how the car is stuck in the garage and it's driving me crazy. About how I wasted a precious two hours breaking my back trying to force the thing open....and...and everything is expensive enough in this place without having to think of paying to get a car out of a garage! A garage is supposed to be simple for heaven's sake! Build normal garage, noooo! They have to make everything fancy so that you have no clue what to do when it gets broken.
I have a very very unfriendly bill to sort out this month, and now the car is stuck in the garage. The car is stuck in the garage and i want to scream!
(Expensive) shit happens, I guess... I hope you manage to sort it out...
ReplyDeleteTell me about it! Yea managed to get it out eventually. Will be at yours in a min!
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T.N
LOL! Less expensive garages in Naija.Naija may be calling u gradually...
ReplyDeleteHaha! Errr don't know about that calling. But anywayz,Musco my main guy! Howz my sis?
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ReplyDeleteLmao, sorry o. Hopefully Monday will bring better luck.
ReplyDeleteHey hey SugarB.
DeleteIndeed, touch wood for brighter mondays every Monday!
Pre Script: This comment might be a bit off.. but I dont Care.. amma write from my Imagination :)
ReplyDeletehehehehehheheheh! Biko Where is my Egbon that I adore so much eh! She should come and epp me Plixx :) I am curious to know if anyone is thinking what I am thinking though?! But Chief of Staff.. how did the car get stuck?! i mean the gates should open and close freely nah :).. Try Greasing the Hinges or using the "Auxiliary" gear :)
Happy new Year Oga Boss T-Notes.. Best Wishes today and always Sir..
Oga Boss hafa nah! How are you sir?! Aha! Since that time Bros T Notes the car never comot ni?! Is it still stuck?! **deep sigh. We miss you Chief of Staff SIr.. and your ever witty style of writing :).. Since you were away.. plenRRy things e haf come and goan haPPen oh! So I said to come give you update;
Delete1. Dollar has gone up up up up up... and Naira is now too humble to make Noise:(
2. 3 Girls NO! 2 have said NO to my Toasting skilss regardless my updating my skills to windows 10 :(
3. SomboRRy has turned Onyibo :) #ItcanonlybeGOD
4. like 3 Girls on Blogger are geRRing married soon Yyyaaayyy!
5. We have been trying to #BuyNaijaToGrowNaija but why try when the Naija made no good?! Abeg buy ~OnyiboToHopeForNaija Mbok :)
6. Our Change Agent has Traveled more times than Obama in 8 years :( Shey be you were PRO?!
We miss you Bruv.. Just said to tell you sir. Blessings! Happy New Month.
*raised eyebrow*..car is stuck in the garage, uhn?.....*wiggles eyebrow*....I'm sorry!
ReplyDeleteHow did the car get stuck?
ReplyDeleteHappy new year by the way...do have a beautiful week despite the car issues.
I perfer the coded-talk. Way more fun *wink*
ReplyDeleteHappy new year T
Oshey! 'T' **Clears Throat! :)
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ReplyDeleteLike things in life, shit inevitably happens and sometimes in the most inopportune time. So scream if it will release the stress from your joints and uncurl from your stomach and then just deal.
peace.
ummmmm... at least it didn't get stuck with you in the middle of no where :D
ReplyDeleteBe grateful. It is after all stuck in the garage. There are bigger things to worry about like why the sardines are packed in the can without their heads. Where are the freaking heads? Worry about that and forget the broken down car and the door to the garage. Walk!
What did you say I did again? *can't remember*
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ReplyDeleteI don't know whether to laugh or to scream in tandem..
I hope it didn't cost you an arm and a lung though.
ReplyDeleteDropping by to say hi, T.Notes. Don't just drop off the face of the earth like that. Blessings always.
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